Roll up your sleeves so that everyone can see your sweet-ass Rebel Alliance tattoo, you awesome bastard, because May The Fourth is in T-minus the rest of today and your friendly neighborhood illustrative art gallery ZaPOW! (you have to include the exclamation point, otherwise you lose the effect) is having a right and proper throw down with beer and food and maybe an obligatory Slave Leia or two. If you see me (I’m a little harder to spot with clothes on) say hi. I’ll be the girl in the Millennium Falcon t-shirt hitting on one of the Slave Leias. The party starts at 7 and ZaPOW! is conveniently located 21 Battery Park around the corner from the Bier Garden.
Let me also remind you that HOLY SHIT THE AVENGERS OPENS TOMORROW SO MUCH MARVEL HOW DO I USE MY WORDS?!?!?!? Oh, and Saturday is Free Comic Book day, so bring the kids to Pastimes because what better way to indoctrinate the youth than with free stuff?
Have a nerdgasmic weekend, bronies. Be on the lookout for my review of the Avengers (I’ll be at the midnight release) and super awkward photos of me getting a piggy back ride from a Wookie (FINGERS CROSSED SO HARD) and may the motherfuckin’ Force be with you.