So apparently LSD isn’t nearly as much fun as your parents remember from the summer they spent following Phish across the country in a purple school bus. It makes you eat homeless people now, or so the media would have us believe. *fingers crossed for zombie apocalypse*
Via Raw Story:
Police spokesman Armando Aguillar told reporters that the suspect may have been overdosing on a new, super-potent form of LSD. ”What’s happening is whenever we see that a person has taken all of his clothes off and has become violent, it’s indicative of this excited delirium that’s caused by overdose of drugs,” he said, “What’s happening is inside their body their organs are burning up alive.”
What exactly is the sales pitch for a drug like that? “SO GOOD MAKE YOU WANNA GET BUCK ASS NAKED EAT ANOTHER DUDE’S FACE OFF FIRST TIME’S FREE BRO GIVE IT A TRY!” I honestly don’t know how we even made it this far as a population considering our capacity for self destructive dumbassery. ProTip: If you don’t have at least a faint idea of what it will do to your brain chemistry, don’t go snorting it up your nose, poking it into your arm, or squirting it into your mouth with one of those little eyedropper things.