Posted 5/29/2012 in w4w:
curious 1st timer – 27 (Arden)
hi I am a 27 year old working mom wit 2 kids .I am in a relationship wit my Childs father. He is at work all day. so I dont get alot of the attention I want an need. I am curious about bein wit
afemale . I have never been wit a female before so Im kinda looking for some one to teach me an show me! I am a thick girl 38dd 5’6…… Send pics (doesn’t need to be nude) if ur interested. And ill send u one in return …. 420 friendly 
put ” Teach U ” in subject line
*WEAPONS GRADE FACEPALM*
Just a heads up, when you answer personals ads written by bored housewives looking to spice it up while their husbands are at work, you’re basically saddling up the Drama Llama and riding into town with a “kick me” sign on your back. Also, she won’t spell. Not can’t, because she’s a grown-ass woman capable of operating a PC and making it all the way to the ripe old age of 27 without swallowing her own tongue. No, she won’t spell. She refuses. She barely cares enough to punctuate and she appears to only hit the space bar at random intervals. If she doesn’t bother tacking that extra h onto words that sorely need it in order to make sense, how do you know she’ll have the motivation to reciprocate all the hard work you put into getting her rocks off?
Curious 1st Timer, I hope you find what you’re looking for but first I hope you copy and paste this ad into Word and clean it up a little. No, like really. Go ahead and get that done. You sound like a moron.
Later.
PluckyChicken
