Noomi Rapace still has that rockin’ Girl With The Dragon Tattoo body. Also, Ridley Scott’s ideal woman is forged in the Fires of Badassery and Improvised Self-Surgery.
Charlize Theron plays essentially the same character in Prometheus that she did in Snow White and the Hunstman. Thankfully, what this movie lacked in Bella Swan it made up for in equally unappealing alien squid pregnancy.
I WANT MY VERY OWN MICHAEL FASSBENDER LIFEMODEL!
We are descended from Greek statues with killer abs.
SPOILER ALERT! The Xenomorph is kind of our fault.
So that was fun. I don’t have a rating system or anything, but I did inhale an entire trough of popcorn and a half gallon of Coke Zero while watching Prometheus, which usually means I’m either thoroughly engaged or suffering from a severe sodium deficiency. I’ll let you be the judge.