PluckyChicken is the hopelessly unhip blogger and bikini model for PluckyChicken.net. She originates from South Louisiana but currently occupies, at any given time, one of several couches or bedrooms in the Marvel universe. She loves running, red velvet cake and all critters, but especially the really ugly ones. She occasionally moonlights as a horse trainer, but doesn’t like to say so. She is owned by a kitty named Leela, a doggy named Brownie, a herd of cattle (not kidding) and a pair of mules.

-Brett Anderton
Fucking BRILLIANT…still the saddest day of my life.
-Brett
Cameron
Hey Morgan… When you returning to Louisiana for a visit?
pluckychicken
Not sure. I’m back in school now. Maybe summer? Lord, it’s gonna be hot.